The hilarious things the children I teach have said.

Posts tagged ‘teeth’

Special specialists

A boy in my class was experiencing a few problems with his teeth. He reported back to me about his visit to the, well, you’ll see…

“Miss Rainbow, I have a toof growing the wrong way, it’s growing out and facing you. I have to go to the ornodontist and it will get rocketed off. I will have snitches and it will bleed a bit.”

As I listened, and giggled, the boy looked at me and said,

“This isn’t funny, Miss Rainbow.”

Could have fooled me.

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