The hilarious things the children I teach have said.

Posts tagged ‘Catholic school’

Give us porridge

Today, the children were writing prayers that relate to Pentecost. One of the lines was, ‘Give us courage.’ One child misheard me, and loudly asked, 

“Give us porridge?”

Ah the laughter… 


The burial of Jesus

As we talk about The Easter Story at school, the children have lots of ‘interesting’ questions. 

One that gave me a little giggle was, 

“Miss Rainbow, why didn’t they put Jesus in a cotton? It’s very mean to put him in a hole and not in a cotton.”

Lucky he didn’t stay in ‘the hole’ for too long, I guess!

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